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Dirt and Glitter

I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Not one time.

undercover-witch:

when the food at someone else’s house tastes horrible, but you don’t want to offend anyone

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bewbin:

whoredinarygirl:

hello I lost my voice

then how did u make this post?

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eriannny:

we all ugly to somebody don’t trip

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sherlockbringthejam:

"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

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vinebox:

When a girl favorites your tweet

unamusedsloth:

Life hack.

unamusedsloth:

Life hack.

bitch-pudding:

myspcefamous2012:

the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

you could have at least said spoiler alert

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