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I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Not one time.

notchicken:

chekhov:

It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight

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sylvysparrow:

…i’m listening.

sylvysparrow:

…i’m listening.

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

(Source: pemsylvania)

darrynek:

*tries to be funny and gets assassinated*

(Source: panerasexual)

dutchster:

why aren’t gynecologists called private investigators

mangomamita:

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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yeah I don’t think they noticed tho

yeah I don’t think they noticed tho

(Source: they1dontknowaboutus)

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

(Source: anchoredmilso)