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Dirt and Glitter

I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Not one time.

tastefullyoffensive:

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pinkmanjesse:

MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL

pinkmanjesse:

MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL

aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

(Source: nge2)

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

familyfriendlyurl:

when u take a cookie without askin mama

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thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

(Source: youtubeofficial)

(Source: memewhore)

okusuck:

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”