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Dirt and Glitter

I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Not one time.

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humorprince:

foxyshy:

school nurse be like

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ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

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brucetimms:

when ur friend got big gossip and u gotta prepare yourself

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