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I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Not one time.

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*walks into school*

[APPLAUSE]

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

lamelohan:

at school:
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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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cashcutie:

when you n ur babe standing on rocks

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